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[livipajo]

vaya con el minino!!!

[Rubeus]

Super Gato


https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=p ... QzJR3BqS7o

¡¡Buenísimo!!

[LordSpain]

Jajajajaj vaya ida de bola. ¿error? o realmente quisieron decír eso: PUTO SERBIO !!!

[cloud_115]

ES EL

[Lannister]

[Kal]

Lo siento, está en inglés. Hay cuatro partes. Mensajes entre pilotos y ATCs.

http://aviationhumor.net/atc-quotes/

[Patxi]

Muy buenos. Gracias por compartirlos.

Allegedly, a Pan Am 727 flight waiting for start clearance in Munich overheard the following:
Lufthansa (in German): “Ground, what is our start clearance time?”
Ground (in English): “If you want an answer you must speak in English.”
Lufthansa (in English): “I am a German, flying a German airplane, in Germany. Why must I speak English?”
Unknown voice from another plane (in a beautiful British accent): “Because you lost the bloody war.”


Allegedly the German air controllers at Frankfurt Airport are renowned as a short-tempered lot. They, it is alleged, not only expect one to know one’s gate parking location, but how to get there without any assistance from them. So it was with some amusement that we (a Pan Am 747) listened to the following exchange between Frankfurt ground control and a British Airways 747, call sign Speedbird 206.
Speedbird 206: “Frankfurt, Speedbird 206 clear of active runway.”
Ground: “Speedbird 206. Taxi to gate Alpha One-Seven.” The BA 747 pulled onto the main taxiway and slowed to a stop.
Ground: “Speedbird, do you not know where you are going?”
Speedbird 206: “Stand by, Ground, I’m looking up our gate location now.”
Ground (with quite arrogant impatience): “Speedbird 206, have you not been to Frankfurt before?”
Speedbird 206 (coolly): “Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark,… and I didn’t land.”

[Kal]

[Beren]

awesome

[PIZARRO]

Estoy por registrarme en Tuiter como Sauron, Señor Oscuro de Mordor, con residencia en Barad-dûr solo para que me lleguen mensajes asi

[Kal]

Vistas AQUI

Por si alguno quiere parecer un friki además de serlo.

[Leta]

Yo tengo un par de camisetas de esas...

[Kal]

No descarto la primera para regalármela a mí mismo.

[Lannister]

La primera es cojonuda

[Rubeus]

¡Qué chulas!
A lo mejor cae alguna...

Aquí os pongo dos fotos de futbolistas (Balotelli e Iniesta) sin camiseta, los cuales se enfrentan esta noche en la Final de la Eurocopa...:



¡Dan miedo, ¿eh?!